Tuesday, 15 October 2013

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"Jesus Christ + The Jissom Killers"
Year:    2016
Country:    UK
City:    Doncaster
Label:    Old Captain
Format:    CD
Tracks:    10
Time:    75 min.
Genre:    electronic
Style:            Industrial           Noise














Old Captain presents long sought-after two early vinyl only releases from the grand noise masters! Smell & Quim is a freeform improvised noise band. Their output has largely been concerned with diverse taboo topics such as fetishism, alcoholism, pornography and necrophilia and is of a nihilistic and absurd nature. Their rare live shows straddle the line between music and performance art, influenced and inseminated by performers such as Throbbing Gristle, Richard Youngs, Neil Campbell and Hugh Metcalfe. Professionally remastered from the original Ampex 456 reels recorded in 1990/1991 respectively, the current 2CD edition pays homage to one of the most bizarre and unconventional projects in the counterculture. 100 minutes of evocative dark industrial and lo-fi noise to those who love Jesus in Quim. Comes in a classical glossy white 6-panel Digisleeve preserving the provocative and disturbing pictures of the original vinyls released two decades ago via Tesco and Stinky Horse Fuck labels. Artwork by Marco Deplano (Wertham). Limited edition of 250 copies (with a 5-postcard set that comes with first 50 copies).
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"Lavatory"
Year:    2011
Country:    UK
City:    Doncaster
Label:    Kay ogden percy mather
Format:    CD

Tracks:    11
Time:    45 min.
Genre:    electronic
Style:              Noise             Parody














Smell & Quim are Milovan Srdenovic, Michael Gillham, Simon "Harris", Kate Fear, Stewart Keith. All information and artwork from the original release is included plus addition materials within circa 75 pages of S&Q related stuff. Their style is a total extreme harsh noise full of all kind of screams with no sense. The comedy, jokes and similar acts take also part of Smell & Quim live performances.
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SMELL & QUIM + COCK E.S.P.
Year:   1998
Country:   UK
City:   Doncaster
Label:   Spite
Format:   EP
Edition:   300 copies
Tracks:   6
Time:   12 min.
Genre:   electronic
Style:                     Noise         Parody














In general I dislike all kind of genres like porno, gore, bondage, terror, etc. but as always in life there are few exceptions and for my personal musical taste, Smell & Quim and also Cock Espa, are two good exceptions. We are in front this little EP made on vinyl with a very limited edition (just 300 copies), but I found this download in a musical blog and now we can to share. The reason because I like these two projects is because they mock about patriotism, religion and conservative minded in general. Besides they make this EP a varied musical style which include noise (obviously) but also another "jokes". Listen to it and judje yourself.
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"Piss with drills of blood" 
Year:   1996
Country:   UK
Label:   Self Abuse
Format:   EP
Tracks: 2
Time:   12 min.
Genre:    electronic
Style:                    Noise                Parody














I think with the cover and the title as explicit as well as explicit, it takes very few words for presentations and detailed descriptions. Shortly deserve these two madmen have such "noisy crap" to "thrash-noise" or "shitcore" in the sense of garbage. The sound of the metal oxidized, the dung and inmundes places which they collect tons and tons of industrial waste metal, iron and steel and chemical directly.
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"Retract your balls"
Year:    1996
Country:    UK
City:    Doncaster
Label:    Banned Production
Format:    cassette
Tracks:    2
Time:    20 min.
Genre:    electronic
Style:                  Noise                Parody















A c20 full of filth and low-velocity sonic mud, published in an oversized cardboard box that might be Banned Production's least elegant package. Nice sounds, though, especially if you like really ugly and lo fi noise, but always a great brittish sense of humor....
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 SMELL & QUIM + AUBE
"The transubstantiation of the shit of Christ"
Year:    1994
Country:    UK , Japan
Label:    G.R.O.S.S.
Format:    cassette
Tracks:    2
Time:    60 min.
Genre:    electronic
Style:                Noise              Parody


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